| 1 | Pilot (6-Feb-2005) |
| | Carmen Electra |
| 2 | Threat Levels (1-May-2005) |
| 3 | Stan Knows Best (8-May-2005) |
| | Zooey Deschanel |
| 4 | Francine's Flashback (15-May-2005) |
| 6 | Roger Codger (5-Jun-2005) |
| 7 | Homeland Insecurity (12-Jun-2005) |
| 8 | Deacon Stan, Jesus Man (19-Jun-2005) |
| 9 | Bullocks to Stan (11-Sep-2005) |
| 10 | A Smith in the Hand (18-Sep-2005) |
| 11 | All About Steve (25-Sep-2005) |
| 12 | Con Heir (2-Oct-2005) |
| 13 | Stan of Arabia pt. 1 (6-Nov-2005) |
| 14 | Stan of Arabia pt. 2 (13-Nov-2005) |
