| John Cusack | ... Hauser |
| Hilary Duff | ... Yonica Babyyeah |
| Marisa Tomei | ... Natalie Hegalhuzen |
| Joan Cusack | ... Marsha Dillon |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... Mr. Vice President |
| Sergej Trifunovic | ... Ooq-Mi-Fay Taqnufmini |
| Ned Bellamy | ... Ooq-Yu-Fay Taqnufmini / Zubleh |
| John McLaughlin | ... Himself |
| Montel Williams | ... GuideStar Voice (voice) |
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| and |
| Ben Kingsley | ... Walken / The Viceroy |
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| Lubomir Neikov | ... Omar Sharif |
| Nikolai Stanoev | ... Bhodi Bhundhang |
| Georgi Zlatarev | ... Director |
| Bashar Rahal | ... Video Guy #1 |
| Vesilav Pavlov | ... Video Guy #2 |
| Zahari Baharov | ... Video Guy #3 |
| Doug Dearth | ... Geoff |
| William Cusack | ... Tamerlane Caffeinated Soldier |
| Ben Cross | ... Medusa Hair |
| Mark Roper | ... Choreographer |
| Andrei Slabakov | ... Cameraman |
| Joost Scholte | ... Popeyes Cashier |
| Ryan Dauner | ... First Production Assistant |
| Velizar Binev | ... German Businessman |
| Davorka Tovilo | ... German Woman |
| James Graves | ... Tamerlane Guard |
| Troy Rowland | ... Tamerlane Wedding Guard |
| Rachel O'Meara | ... Implanted Reporter |
| Sanford Schklair | ... Submarine Captain |
| Nick Harvey | ... Interfaith Clergyman |
| Itai Djakov | ... Kid In Fallaf |
| Stanimir Stamatov | ... Posse Guy |
| Georgi Gatsov | ... Sound Man |
| Mark Johnson | ... Tamerlane Staple-Gun Guard |
| Krasi Simeonov | ... Tamerlane Guard #1 |
| Zarko Peev | ... Thug |
| Shirly Brener | ... Hauser's Wife |
| Katerina Grableva | ... Hauser's Child |
| Sergio Buenrostro | ... Tamerlane Airport Guard |
| Alex Brown | ... Tamerlane Airport Guard #2 |
| Attia Hosni Attia | ... Arabic Waiter |
| Ivaio Kehajov | ... Dry Cleaning Soldier Posse |
| Teodor Tsolov | ... Cab Driver |
| Lina Miyahara | ... Wedding Guest |
| Daniela Dancheva | ... Amputee Rockette |
| Gary Roper | ... Tamerlane Bunker Guard |
| Lea Rosen | ... Wedding Groomer |
| Ani Petrovska | ... Amputee Back-up Dancer |
| Maximus | ... Yonica's Back-Up Dancers |
