Director: Marco Schnabel

Writers: Graham Gordy; Mike Myers

Keywords: Comedy

An American raised by gurus in Indian returns home to become a guru of his own, working to help a hockey player win back his ex-girlfriend.

ABSTRACT
An American-born boy abandoned near an Indian ashram is taken in by gurus, raised to become a guru of his own. As an adult, the man returns home as "Guru Pitka", quickly becoming a noted self-help expert and darling of the media whose unorthodox teachings earn a devoted legion of followers. One day, Pitka is asked to help Toronto Maple Leafs player Darren Roanoke win the love of his life back from rival Jacques Grande, embarking on a gross-out-gag-filled quest to use his methods of advice to help Toronto achieve their dreams of Stanley Cup glory on the back of Roanoke's play.

Name	Occupation	Birth	Death	Known for
Jessica Alba	Actor	28-Apr-1981		Dark Angel
Samantha Bee	Comic	25-Oct-1969		The Daily Show
Rob Blake	Hockey	10-Dec-1969		Los Angeles Kings
Deepak Chopra	Author	22-Oct-1946		Ageless Body, Timeless Mind
Stephen Colbert	Talk Show Host	13-May-1964		The Colbert Report
Jim Gaffigan	Comic	7-Jul-1966		Beyond the Pale
Meagan Good	Actor	8-Aug-1981		Eve's Bayou
Telma Hopkins	Actor	28-Oct-1948		Rachel Crawford on Family Matters
Rob Huebel	Actor	4-Jun-1969		Human Giant
Linda Kash	Actor	17-Jan-1967		Trudy Weissman on Style & Substance
Ben Kingsley	Actor	31-Dec-1943		Gandhi
Romany Malco	Actor	18-Nov-1968		Conrad Shepard on Weeds
Mike Myers	Comic	25-May-1963		Austin Powers
John Oliver	Comic	23-Apr-1977		Last Week Tonight
Jessica Simpson	Singer	10-Jul-1980		MTV Newlyweds
Justin Timberlake	Singer	31-Jan-1981		*NSYNC
Daniel Tosh	Comic	29-May-1975		Tosh.0
Verne Troyer	Actor	1-Jan-1969	21-Apr-2018	Mini-Me
Kanye West	Music Producer	8-Jun-1977		The College Dropout

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