| Kenan Thompson | ... Dexter Reed |
| Kel Mitchell | ... Ed |
| Abe Vigoda | ... Otis |
| Dan Schneider | ... Mr. Bailey |
| Shar Jackson | ... Monique |
| Jan Schweiterman | ... Kurt Bozwell |
| Linda Cardellini | ... Heather |
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| and |
| Sinbad | ... Mr. Wheat |
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| Ron Lester | ... Spatch |
| Josh Server | ... Fizz |
| Ginny Schreiber | ... Deedee |
| Shaquille O'Neal | ... Himself |
| George Clinton | ... Dancing Crazy |
| Richard Haje | ... Huge Scary Man |
| Robert Wuhl | ... Angry Customer |
| Corrie Harris | ... Corey |
| Lori Beth Denberg | ... Connie Muldoon |
| Marques Houston | ... Jake |
| Matthew Gallant | ... News Reporter |
| Teresa Ganzel | ... Woman Customer |
| Brian Peck | ... Upset Customer |
| Hamilton Von Watts | ... Troy |
| J. August Richards | ... Griffen |
| Kevin Kopelow | ... Sad Clown |
| Floyd Levine | ... Ice Cream Man |
| Brett Jones | ... Driving Attendant |
| Brad Wilson | ... Scared Customer |
| Melissa Spell | ... Frightened Customer |
| Andrew Aybar | ... Mondo Worker |
| Eve Sigall | ... Elderly Lady |
| Jo Farkas | ... Elderly Lady |
| Paul Parducci | ... Police Officer |
| Kim Delgado | ... Police Officer |
| Wendy Worthington | ... Demented Hills Nurse |
| Chet Nichols | ... Guard |
| Carl A. McGee | ... Guard |
| David Shackelford | ... Attendant |
| Rob Elk | ... Attendant |
| Carmit Bachar | ... Demented Hills Dancer |
| Stella Choe | ... Demented Hills Dancer |
| John Corella | ... Demented Hills Dancer |
| Kelly Devine | ... Demented Hills Dancer |
| Cindy Leos | ... Demented Hills Dancer |
| Courtney Miller | ... Demented Hills Dancer |
| Nezester Ponder | ... Demented Hills Dancer |
| Chonique Sneed | ... Demented Hills Dancer |
| Miranda Stamatelatos | ... Demented Hills Dancer |
| Edward Chiodo | ... Puppeteer |
| Stephen Chiodo | ... Puppeteer |
| Carmen Electra | ... Roxanne |
