| Ashley Olsen | ... Jane Ryan |
| Mary-Kate Olsen | ... Roxy Ryan |
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| Andy Richter | ... Bennie Bang |
| Jared Padalecki | ... Trey Lipton |
| Riley Smith | ... Jim, the Bike Messenger |
| Andrea Martin | ... Sen. Anne Lipton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... Hudson McGill |
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| and |
| Eugene Levy | ... Max Lomax |
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| Dr. Drew | ... Dr. Ryan |
| Jack Osbourne | ... Justin |
| Mary Bond Davis | ... Big Shirl |
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| Alannah Ong | ... Ma Bang |
| Bob Saget | ... Himself |
| Joey Klein | ... Truant at Pool |
| Neil Crone | ... Officer Strauss |
| Jonathan Wilson | ... Train Conductor |
| Boyd Banks | ... Ticket Window Guy |
| Silver Kim | ... Asian Guy with Chip |
| Conrad Bergschneider | ... Fed #1 |
| Robert Williams | ... Fed #2 |
| Domenic Cuzzocrea | ... Homeless Guy |
| Suresh John | ... Deli Clerk |
| Kent Staines | ... Doorman |
| H. Jon Benjamin | ... I Love NY Vendor |
| Frank Bonsangue | ... Con Ed Supervisor |
| Jo Chim | ... Ma Bang's Assistant |
| Lindsay Leese | ... Customer at Ma Bang's |
| Pierre Bouvier | ... Simple Plan |
| Chuck Comeau | ... Simple Plan |
| Sebastien LeFebvre | ... Simple Plan |
| David Desrosiers | ... Simple Plan |
| Jeff Stinco | ... Simple Plan |
| Alison Northcott | ... Video Shoot Groupie |
| Balazs Koos | ... Video Shoot Announcer |
| Trip Phoenix | ... Old School Record Exec |
| Philip Drube | ... Old School Record Exec |
| Kenny Robinson | ... Head Security |
| Todd William Schroeder | ... Massive Security Guard |
| Colin Penson | ... Security Guard |
| Damon D'Oliveira | ... News Broadcaster |
| Eric Woolfe | ... Male Nurse |
| Warren Belle | ... Mickey the Cab Driver |
| Arnold Pinnock | ... Big Shirl's Male Beautician |
| Tasha Ricketts | ... Big Shirl's Beautician |
| Stephanie Samuels | ... Big Shirl's Beautician |
| Marsha Williams | ... Big Shirl's Beautician |
| Wendy Adeliyi | ... Big Shirl's Beautician |
| Donna-Marie Christie | ... House of Bling Customer |
| Jamila Fleming | ... House of Bling Customer |
| Shakira Harper | ... House of Bling Customer |
| Lurline Lucas | ... House of Bling Customer |
| Faustina Owusu-Ansah | ... House of Bling Customer |
| John Hemphill | ... Tim Brooger |
| Kathy Laskey | ... Steffi Brooger |
| Garen Boyajian | ... Manjhur |
| Jazz Mann | ... Auditorium T.A. |
| Maggie Butterfield | ... Auditorium Moderator |
| Gala | ... Reinaldo |
| Krissy | ... Reinaldo |
| Frank Welker | ... Reinaldo Vocal Effects |
