| 1 | Who's Your Daddy? (2-Oct-2002) |
| 2 | Token of Unappreciation (9-Oct-2002) |
| 3 | The Show Dyslexic (16-Oct-2002) |
| 4 | Halloween Cheer (23-Oct-2002) |
| 5 | The Unnatural (30-Oct-2002) |
| 6 | No Free Launch (6-Nov-2002) |
| 7 | The Wedding Dance (13-Nov-2002) |
| 8 | Love Bites (20-Nov-2002) |
| 9 | Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey (27-Nov-2002) |
| 10 | Charity (4-Dec-2002) |
| 11 | Meet the Cuban Parents (11-Dec-2002) |
| 12 | This Old Casa (8-Jan-2003) |
| 13 | Super Bowl (15-Jan-2003) |
| 14 | The Valentine's Day Massacre (5-Feb-2003) |
| 15 | Girl Fight (12-Feb-2003) |
| 16 | George vs. George (26-Feb-2003) |
| 17 | A Kiss Is Just a Kiss (5-Mar-2003) |
| 18 | Profiles in Courage (12-Mar-2003) |
| 19 | Secrets and Lies (26-Mar-2003) |
| 20 | Girls Night Out (2-Apr-2003) |
| 21 | I Only Have Eyes for You (23-Apr-2003) |
| 22 | Team Leader (30-Apr-2003) |
| 23 | George Has Two Mommies (7-May-2003) |
| 24 | Long Time No See (14-May-2003) |
| 1 | Dubya, Dad and Dating (pt. 1) (26-Sep-2003) |
| 2 | Dubya, Dad and Dating (pt. 2) (26-Sep-2003) |
| 3 | The Cuban Missus Crisis (3-Oct-2003) |
| 4 | Feel the Burn (10-Oct-2003) |
| 5 | Carmen's Dating (17-Oct-2003) |
| 6 | Split Decision (24-Oct-2003) |
| 7 | No One Gets Out Alive (31-Oct-2003) |
| 8 | Bringing Home the Bacon (7-Nov-2003) |
| 9 | Fishing Cubans (14-Nov-2003) |
| 10 | Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? (21-Nov-2003) |
| 11 | Mementos (28-Nov-2003) |
| 12 | Christmas Punch (12-Dec-2003) |
| 13 | Why You Crying? (9-Jan-2004) |
| 14 | The Trouble with Ricky (23-Jan-2004) |
| 15 | God Needles George (6-Feb-2004) |
| 16 | Benny and Randy (13-Feb-2004) |
| 17 | Weekend at Benny's (20-Feb-2004) |
| 18 | Jason Tutors Max (27-Feb-2004) |
| 19 | Angie Gets Tanked (19-Mar-2004) |
| 20 | The Art of Boxing (26-Mar-2004) |
| 21 | George's House of Cards (2-Apr-2004) |
| 22 | Dance Fever (9-Apr-2004) |
| 23 | She Drives Me Crazy (16-Apr-2004) |
| 24 | George Goes to Disneyland (30-Apr-2004) |
| 25 | Bachelor Party (7-May-2004) |
| 26 | Wrecking Ball (14-May-2004) |
| 27 | What George Doesn't Noah (pt. 1) (21-May-2004) |
| 28 | Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (pt. 2) (21-May-2004) |
| 1 | George Searches For A Needle In A Haight-Stack (28-Sep-2004) |
| 2 | Landlord Almighty (5-Oct-2004) |
| 3 | George of the Rings (12-Oct-2004) |
| 4 | Home Sweet Homeschool (19-Oct-2004) |
| 5 | Leave It To Lopez (26-Oct-2004) |
| 6 | Sk8r Boyz (9-Nov-2004) |
| 7 | The Simple Life (16-Nov-2004) |
| 8 | Trouble in Paradise (23-Nov-2004) |
| 9 | E.I.? E.I. OH (AKA Cold Opening) (30-Nov-2004) |
| 10 | A Clear and Presentless Danger (14-Dec-2004) |
| 11 | Prescription For Trouble (11-Jan-2005) |
| 12 | Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks (18-Jan-2005) |
| 13 | George to the Third Power (25-Jan-2005) |
| 14 | George Gets Assisterance (1-Feb-2005) |
| 15 | Sabes Quake (8-Feb-2005) |
| 16 | George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain (15-Feb-2005) |
| 17 | George Buys a Vow (22-Feb-2005) |
| 18 | George Watcha's Out For Jason (1-Mar-2005) |
| 19 | George's Grand Slam (8-Mar-2005) |
| 20 | George Needs Anchor Management (29-Mar-2005) |
| 21 | George's Relatively Bad Idea (12-Apr-2005) |
| 22 | George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition (3-May-2005) |
| 23 | George Stare-oids Down Jason (10-May-2005) |
| 24 | George Negoti-ate It (17-May-2005) |
